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To: Uncle Frank who wrote (44063)10/11/1999 11:41:00 AM
From: Poet  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 152472
 
OT:

Looks like a roll of cash to me, Frank. <G>



To: Uncle Frank who wrote (44063)10/11/1999 11:50:00 AM
From: carranza  Respond to of 152472
 
A young Scottish boy was sent by his mother to buy 10 yards of wool for his first kilt to be used on his first date. He got confused, and bought 15 yards. His thrifty mother got upset but there was nothing she could do about it, so she put it away for use at another time.

The young boy, like all good Scots, wore nothing under his kilt when he went to pick up his young lassie. She was quite impressed with the kilt and told him so:

"Why, Jock, that is a fair kilt you're wearing tonight just for me"

Flipping up his kilt, and exposing his nether regions, the young Scot responded:

"And, dearie, there's five more yards where that came from!!!!