To: sea_biscuit who wrote (8112 ) 10/11/1999 9:22:00 PM From: JPR Respond to of 12475
I still don't give a damn. DIPY: You R too quick with words like DAMN, HECK, Idiot, Moron, Longot, Monkeys, etc. I am developing a DIPY'S dictionary and will one day be letting you and all know the frequency of words such as the above while posting to me and others. Please refrain from using such words. To lighten up matters and we all have good laugh and forget that anything happened: Damn Ham Author: Unknown A woman was in a grocery store check out when the cashier said to her, "oh I see you are purchasing damn ham." The woman said, "dont swear, my husband is a minister!" The cashier responed by saying, "Oh I'm not swearing, that is the name of it!" That night the woman was preparing dinner when her husband came in. He said, "Smells delicious! What are you cooking?" His wife replied sweetly, "damn ham." Well you could imagine the husband was aghast, "Dont swear I am a respected minister!!" "Oh dear", replied the woman, "I am not cursing, it is the name of it!" At the dinner table the minister said to his wife, "Darling, could you pass me the damn ham?" His son looked at him with wide eyes and said, "Alright dad!!! Pass the ******* potatoes!!" A woman was in a grocery store check out when the cashier said to her, "oh I see you are purchasing damn ham." The woman said, "dont swear, my husband is a minister!" The cashier responed by saying, "Oh I'm not swearing, that is the name of it!" That night the woman was preparing dinner when her husband came in. He said, "Smells delicious! What are you cooking?" His wife replied sweetly, "damn ham." Well you could imagine the husband was aghast, "Dont swear I am a respected minister!!" "Oh dear", replied the woman, "I am not cursing, it is the name of it!" At the dinner table the minister said to his wife, "Darling, could you pass me the damn ham?" His son looked at him with wide eyes and said, "Alright dad!!! Pass the ******* potatoes!!"