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To: Hawkmoon who wrote (3756)10/11/1999 10:10:00 PM
From: M. Frank Greiffenstein  Respond to of 6418
 
Italian Communist?

A Communist priest tries to explain communism to a Italian peasant...

"If you have two houses, the State gives one to the people and you get to keep the other!"

The peasant nods and says "That's great!"

The priest, encouraged, says "And if you have two horses, the state gives one to the people and you keep the other!"

The peasant says "Great, tell me more!"

The priest really gets excited and says "And if you have two chickens, the state takes one and you keep the second!!"

"WAIT!" shouts the Italian peasant, "I'VE GOT TWO CHICKENS!"

Aside: Is this what you do when you are not posting to the MUCP boards? Is this were Akula escaped too? <g>

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