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To: sea_biscuit who wrote (8261)	10/12/1999 7:50:00 PM
From: JPR	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12475

Which may be OK as long as Pakistan does nothing too. And after today's developments, one can't be sure of that anymore! Hey DIPY: That Pakistani General is an Indian Muslim. That means he has some brains that we gave him by way of our Indian genes. He won't do anything rash or stupid. But we are ready for him, in case he goes bonkers. Didn't U hear it on the news, You ** *.

To: sea_biscuit who wrote (8261)	10/12/1999 7:56:00 PM
From: JPR	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12475

DIPY: This is as stupid as it comes. Enjoy and have a happy. Instructions For The Stupid Author: Unknown On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial bath bar: Directions: Use like regular soap. On a frozen dinner package: Serving suggestion: Defrost. On a hotel-provided shower cap box: Fits one head. On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. On packaging from a Rowenta Iron. Do not iron clothes on body. On Boot's children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. On a bottle of Nytol (a sleeping aid): Warning: May cause drowsiness. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. On an American Airlines package of nuts: Instructions: Open package, eat nuts. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. On a package of Sunmaid raisins: Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal? On curling iron instructions: Do not put into eyes.