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To: sea_biscuit who wrote (8292)	10/12/1999 9:00:00 PM
From: JPR	Respond to of 12475

DIPY: This is reeely Stuuuuupid A convict broke out of jail in Washington DC, then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.

To: sea_biscuit who wrote (8292)	10/12/1999 10:46:00 PM
From: JPR	Respond to of 12475

STUFFED UP AND PUFFED UP TAXIDERMIST This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says, "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?" The guy replies, "I'm from Iowa." The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?" The guy says "I mount animals." The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"