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To: Anthony@Pacific who wrote (7635)	10/15/1999 10:19:00 AM
From: BamaReb	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12754

Birmingham, Ala. (Wireless Flash) -- The owner of an ice cream parlor in Hicksville, Alabama, may not be normal -- but at least he's not irregular thanks to his laxative ice cream. The special ice cream is called "Gentle Persuasion" and it contains oatmeal, prunes and Ex Lax which act like a Roto-Rooter on your gut. Ice cream inventor Bama "2 flush" Reb says each four-ounce serving of the explosive concoction includes one gram of fiber from the oats and coarsely chopped prunes. How does it taste? Well, the inside poop from one food critic is that the oats add a "pleasant texture" and the prunes give it a rich flavor and the Ex Lax gives it "push". Although Bama admits he's too lazy to market the laxative lactose treat outside of Hicksville himself, he believes he's sitting on a fortune. He has contacted the Boiler Room Discount Brokerage firm in a neighboring state to assist him in taking his business public via a BB stock offering.