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To: The Rabbit who wrote (1768)	10/14/1999 2:26:00 PM
From: Susie924	Respond to of 2380

A Trip in the East > > > > > > > > Be warned, you are going to find yourself talking "funny" for a > while after reading this. > > > > It was nominated the "best email of 1997". The following is a > telephone > > > > exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia > which > > > > was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. > > > > > > > > ROOM SERVICE: "Morny, Ruin sorbees" > > > > GUEST: "Sorry, I thought I dialed Room Service" > > > > ROOM SERVICE: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" > > > > GUEST: "Uh..yes...I'd like some bacon and eggs" > > > > ROOM SERVICE: "How july den?" > > > > GUEST: "What?" > > > > ROOM SERVICE: "How july den?....pry, boy, pooch?" > > > > GUEST: "Oh the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, Scrambled please." > > > > ROOM SERVICE: "Ow july dee bayhcem...crease?" > > > > GUEST: "Crisp will be fine." > > > > ROOM SERVICE: "Hokay. An san tos?" > > > > GUEST: "What?" > > > > ROOM SERVICE: "San tos. July san tos?" > > > > GUEST: "I don't think so" > > > > ROOM SERVICE: "Judo one toes??" > > > > GUEST: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo > one toes' means." > > > > ROOM SERVICE: "Toes! toes!..why djew don juan toes? Ow bow > singlish moppin we bother?" > > > > GUEST: "English Muffin! I've got it! You are saying 'Toast.' Fine. > Yes , an english muffin will be fine." > > > > ROOM SERVICE: "We bother?" > > > > GUEST: "No..just put the bother on the side." > > > > ROOM SERVICE: "Wad?" > > > > GUEST: "I mean butter... just put it on the side." > > > > ROOM SERVICE: "Copy?" > > > > GUEST: "Sorry?" > > > > ROOM SERVICE: "Copy...tea...mill?" > > > > GUEST: "Yes, coffee please, and that's all." > > > > ROOM SERVICE: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, > crease bayhcem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy... > rye??" > > > > GUEST: "Whatever you say" > > > > ROOM SERVICE: "Tenjuberrymud" > > > > GUEST: "You are welcome" > > > >