To: Emerald City who wrote (24574 ) 10/15/1999 2:24:00 AM From: fatheroz Read Replies (5) | Respond to of 27722
THE BENCH A miniseries about love, hate and greed. Starring (in no particular order): Merle Streep - as Annette, the artist, the musician, the cheesehead, the friend and 'confidant' of the b!tch Navr. Denzel Washington - as Zurdo, the dark, mysterious insider. First a lover of the b!tch, but later, she trashes him... just like the others..... Robert DiNero - as fiberman, a vigourous former lover, cast aside like so much litter, by... you guessed it, the b!tch Navr. Don Rickles - as the Bald Man From Mars, the fun-loving, psychotic, and yet another angry ex-lover of Navr the b!tch from he11. Tom Selleck - as Aloha Mike, the poet and artist. The new 'dad'. The scrappy but witty, lanky defender of all that is good, but occasionally dames like the b!tch Navr. Bruce Willis - as Country Bob, the quiet, quick-on-the-trigger, highly explosive, protector of all animals, particularly the b!tch-animal Navr. George C. Scott - as Eric Paulson, the evil, greedy step-father of Navr (the b!tch) Armand Assante - as Guidothecat, on the outside a lover of Navr. But secretly... an unrequited passion for Annette... Billy Crystal - as EmeraldCity, the sassy romantic. Taken in by the b!tch's charms and promises... just like the rest of us. (well, except for those guys in her short(s)). Charlie Sheen - as USMA95, the brassy, scrappy kid that lusted after Navr (the b!tch) desperatly wanting into her short(s)... Rob Lowe - as Manly, another guy who sees Navr for what she is, and a member of a gang that ALL want into her short(s), a gang led by: Michael Douglas - as Anthony@Pacific, the slippery, yet smooth talking dude that actually does 'score' from time to time... allowing gang members 'sloppy seconds' whew... more later