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To: Cheeky Kid who wrote (9261)	10/17/1999 7:55:00 AM
From: IEarnedIt	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 32918

Does anyone know WHY SI was down for 12 hours??????? JD

To: Cheeky Kid who wrote (9261)	10/18/1999 2:29:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 32918

National Condom Week YOU WILL EXPERIENCE GREAT SEX WITHIN FOUR DAYS OF RECEIVING THIS LETTER, PROVIDED YOU SEND IT ON. LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP 2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER 3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY 4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT 5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER 6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG 7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT 8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY 9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE 10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER 11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK 12. IF YOU GO IN HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT 13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS 14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, ZIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE 15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER 16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER 17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL 18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION 19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL 20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER 21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE! 22. IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE IT OFF, HAVE IT ON Since the copy must tour the world, you must make ten copies and send them to others. This is no joke. Send no money. Send copies to people who need to get laid within 96 hours. You have been selected to receive this letter because the person who sent this to you either thinks you need good luck or they want to send the curse of this letter to you (see below). IF YOU SEND THIS LETTER TO: 0 people, your life will be a living hell 1-3 people, your next relationship will be fun but won't last long 4-6 people, someone will get a crush on you 7-10 people, you will get a date for Friday night 11-14 people, you will get a date for the next school dance 15-18 people, your crush will ask for your number 19-24 people, you will meet the person of your dreams 25-29 people, your crush will ask you out 30-34 people, your next relationship will last long and be good 35-37 people, you will live long enough and have a good life and get lots of sex *******You must send this 1 day after reading it. If you do not send it to anyone your life will be a living hell. The more people you send thisletter to the more luck you will have.