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To: Lucretius who wrote (69985)	10/19/1999 2:18:00 PM
From: Thomas M.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 86076

The Top 12 Risks of Investing in the WWF 12) Strange... your broker seems to know what the price of the stock will be ahead of time. 11) No pencil-necked geeks are allowed to invest! 10) Prospectus clearly states that gains from the sale of stock are "for entertainment purposes only, and should not be construed as actual profits." 9) Selling short in advance of a fixed fight is considered insider trading -- and they're all fixed! 8) Four words: "Stone Cold" Steve Auditor 7) America, undergoing a massive intellectual awakening, is on the verge of leaving pro wrestling behi... sorry, I couldn't finish because I'm laughing so hard. Buy away! 6) Falling stock prices means downsizing. And in wrestling, downsizing means midgets. 5) The Wall Street Journal finally decides to deliver to Arkansas! 4) At stockholder meetings, no one is ever looking when you get hit in the head with a chair. 3) You: 98-pound weakling. Your partner for the 3-legged race at the annual stockholders' picnic: Sexual Chocolate 2) Austin: -3/16 and the Number 1 Risk of Investing in the WWF... 1) Phone call from Vince McMahon next year: "Aaare you rrrready to declare Chaaaaapteeerrrrr Eleeeeeeevvveennnnnnn???!!!!!"