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To: Eric Fader who wrote (1087)	10/19/1999 7:59:00 PM
From: Anthony@Pacific	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 5582

Here is a joke for all you longs that are all worked up..relax,its not going to collapse just yet..but soon. A couple was invited to a swanky > masked Halloween Party. She got a > terrible headache and told her > husband to go to the party alone. He, > being a devoted husband, protested, > but she argued and said she was going > to take some aspirin and go to bed > and there was no need of his good > time being spoiled by not going. So > he took his costume and away he went. > > The wife, after sleeping soundly for > one hour, awakened without pain, and > as it was still early, she decided to > go to the party. In as much as her > husband did not know what her costume > was, she thought she would have some > fun by watching her husband to see > how he acted when she was not with > him. She joined the party and soon > spotted her husband cavorting around > on the dance floor, dancing with > every nice chick he could and copping > a little feel here and a little kiss > there. > > His wife went up to him and being a > rather seductive babe herself, he > left his partner high and dry and > devoted his time to the new stuff > that had just arrived. She let him go > as far as he wished; naturally, since > he was her husband. Finally he > whispered a little proposition in her > ear and she agreed, so off they went > to one of the cars and had a little > bang. > > Just before unmasking at midnight, > she slipped away and went home and > put the costume away and got into > bed, wondering what kind of > explanation he would make for his > behavior. > > She was sitting up reading when he > came in and asked what kind of a time > he had had. He said, "Oh the same old > thing. You know I never have a good > time when you're not there." > > Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" > > He replied, "I'll tell you, I never > even danced one dance. When I got > there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and > some other guys, so we went into the > den and played poker all evening. But > I'll tell you... The guy I loaned my > costume to sure had a real good > time!"