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To: MythMan who wrote (70319)10/20/1999 12:04:00 PM
From: John Pitera  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 86076
 
so that's the type of day it is..... huh.

a few oldies for you to ponder Mythie -g-

Officer Efficiency Reports
Actual lines out of U.S. OER's:
ú Not the sharpest knife in the drawer;
ú Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching;
ú A room temperature IQ;
ú Got a full 6-pack but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it;
ú A prime candidate for natural deselection;
ú Bright as Alaska in December;
ú Gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train isn't coming;
ú So dense that light bends around him;
ú If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate;
ú If he were more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week;
ú Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby;
ú Wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.