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To: Barnabus who wrote (27862)	10/21/1999 2:54:00 PM
From: Sam Ferguson	Respond to of 39621

Barney tried that and then had to do the same for wife so she could catch the cat. Hope they will be back for Thanksgiving.

To: Barnabus who wrote (27862)	10/21/1999 10:43:00 PM
From: Brumar89	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 39621

Barney, we have two house cats and I got a good laugh out of this. But when I read it to my wife, a real cat person, would you believe she didn't laugh once. Guess I won't be trying this. Bruce :-)

To: Barnabus who wrote (27862)	10/22/1999 2:06:00 AM
From: Alan Markoff	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 39621

The pope was on tour in the Midwest. Sitting in his limo he was thoroughly taking in the open, spreadout scenery. Italy is so densely populated with narrow streets, the pope's guards never let him drive. "Driver, look, it's nice and spread out, there's no one around. I'd like to drive, if you don't mind." So the pope and the chauffeur change places. And wouldn't you know it, after just five minutes a sheriff's deputy pulls the limo over. The deputy looks in the car. Then he calls the Sheriff on his radio. "Andy, I've pulled over a limo, but I'm not sure what to do. I think it's someone important." "Oh, Barney, you've been my deputy for six weeks and you've already pulled over the mayor! What am I going to do with you? Who is it this time, the judge?" "No." "The governor?" "No." "Well, who in tarnation is it, Barney" "Well, I'm not sure who he is, but he's got the pope driving him!" Alan