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To: levy who wrote (206)10/24/1999 10:52:00 AM
From: levy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 245
 
urgent message to Web Mister..we need to hear back from you about getting Jon K's body ready for its trip into glory....here is the final plan that I have got going pending getting the body....this comes from the gnet trillionaire thread

I have contacted NotN to see if he can help...the parachute and banners are complete but since Jon K is dead it will need a remote control to activate so NotN who lives in New York hopefully can get a ticket to the game and do this for us.......considering O's comments and all other factors here is how it will work.
First CBall will put his plane on remote pilot and go in the back and throw out the body on JON K.....that will be attached to a long line with sequential banners of metacrawler, hypermart, SI, etc and then the parachute which is painted like a giant umbrella with a big Go2NET logo on it.......when Jon K goes out it will pull everything else behind it....at first the parachute will not open and all the banners will be falling hopelessly to the ground and will be hard to read but then NotN will activate the parachute about 1000 feet up and it will open allowing all the banners to be seen and saving the independent sites as well as Jon K (actually the Yankee fans will think Jon K opened his shute). Then at about 200 feet off the ground NotN will hit button two which will set off fireworks that are attached to the line...this will make a fabulous display (perhaps during the seventh inning stretch) but then unfortunately for Jon K something goes wrong (which is actually planned) and the fireworks land on the parachute causing a fire and the hole thing crashes to the ground killing Jon K but thats OK because he is already dead....now if only NotN will agree.
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