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To: PROLIFE who wrote (1007)10/24/1999 3:05:00 PM
From: C Kahn  Respond to of 4775
 
Dan, I hope you will enjoy this story. :~)) Colleen.
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Here Is a Compilation Of Some NEW Church Bulletin Bloopers:

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at
Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch
all the way from Africa.

FASTING Conference. "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer
conference includes meals".

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands".

Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring
your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a
fun time.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the water'.
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus"

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes
of Pastor Jack's sermons.

The "Over 60's Choir" will be disbanded for the summer with thanks.

The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.