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To: jpmac who wrote (40390)10/25/1999 12:30:00 AM
From: Rambi  Respond to of 71178
 
. A workmate was going to get her tongue tested yesterday. I dunno.

Good grief--- what have I missed this time!

Trying to think of what you could test a tongue for...

"ALlright Ms. Smith, repeat after me....Peter Piper picked..."
"This woman is severely tonguetied!! Nurse, hand me my Boy Scout Book of Knots so I can properly diagnose this problem."

"This tongue is all bruised! What happened!"
"My boss gave me a terrible tonguelashing yesterday and I haven't been the same since."

"So you can't seem to stop talking?"
"No, Doctor, my tongue just keeps going. It's just manic! DO something!"
"Allright, don't panic--Nurse, hand me a tongue depressor."

So- Miss Smith, what seems to be the problem?"
"Uh- it--- umm- it's ---ahhh- uhh."
"Relax. THat's it. Just open your moth and spit it out..OHMIGOD! What IS that on the tip of her tongue!!!"