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Technology Stocks : Solucorp Industries (SLUP - OTCBB) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: hawkeye who wrote (2871)	10/27/1999 10:26:00 AM
From: hawkeye	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 3679

hAWKEYE WOULD LIKE TO REPORT TO HIS FELLOW SLUPPIES (SCREWEES) ON HIS RECENT INTELLIGENCE GATHERING ACTIVITIES: For the past month, when he has not been seeking guidance from the spirits through the medium of HO scale model plastic buildings, hawkeye has spent his lunch hours hidden in the shrubbery outside of the SEC's headquarters with his Captain Marvel long-schlong super amplified bionic ear pointed at the entrance, attempting to capture cement people conspiring to take action against SLUP. On days when it has rained, hawkeye, equipped with his Sunbeam hearing-aid and disguised as a one-armed foreign banker carrying a purple vase, so that he would blend in with the crowd, has eaten his lunches at fast-food restaurants, co-located in the SEC building, eavesdropping on lunch-time conversations. hawkeye is very much looking forward to Halloween, when hawkeye, disguised in his favorite Bugs Bunny costume, hopes to gain access to the SEC's offices and uncover hard evidence of the SEC's plans to fill The Glomar Explorer with Portland Cement and return it to the bottom of the sea. (hawkeye suspects that the senior career staff of the SEC longs for the good old days, not so long ago, when the SEC was located at 500 North Capital Street, around the corner from the Dubliner and the National Headquarters of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters. The Dubliner serves much better food than Roy Rodgers ever did.)