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To: Karin who wrote (2591)	10/27/1999 11:18:00 PM
From: Perry Ganz	Respond to of 2733

The Top 12 Risks of Investing in the WWF 12> Strange... your broker seems to know what the price of the stock will be ahead of time. 11> No pencil-necked geeks are allowed to invest! 10> Prospectus clearly states that gains from the sale of stock are "for entertainment purposes only, and should not be construed as actual profits." 9> Selling short in advance of a fixed fight is considered insider trading -- and they're all fixed! 8> Four words: "Stone Cold" Steve Auditor 7> America, undergoing a massive intellectual awakening, is on the verge of leaving pro wrestling behi... sorry, I couldn't finish because I'm laughing so hard. Buy away! 6> Falling stock prices means downsizing. And in wrestling, downsizing means midgets. 5> The Wall Street Journal finally decides to deliver to Arkansas! 4> At stockholder meetings, no one is ever looking when you get hit in the head with a chair. 3> You: 98-pound weakling. Your partner for the 3-legged race at the annual stockholders' picnic: Sexual Chocolate 2> Austin: -3/16 and Topfive.com's Number 1 Risk of Investing in the WWF... 1> Phone call from Vince McMahon next year: "Aaare you rrrready to declare Chaaaaapteeerrrrr Eleeeeeeevvveennnnnnn???!!!!!"