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To: Tunica Albuginea who wrote (44101)	10/27/1999 4:28:00 PM
From: Bobby Yellin	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 117047

o/t do you think it is a social security conspiracy.. ie first lie about inflation to pay the retirees less.. then make healthcare unaffordable to cut down the lifespan?

To: Tunica Albuginea who wrote (44101)	10/27/1999 4:33:00 PM
From: Alex	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 117047

O/T. All. Considering what has been going on here today, please take the following as it's intended - a joke. Not designed to offend anyone, just trying to lighten it up a little <g>................ A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank." So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?" "There's no damn problem," the man says, "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!" "I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"