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To: ahhaha who wrote (44172)	10/28/1999 1:19:00 AM
From: SwampDogg	Respond to of 116764

PROZAC!!!!! (eom)

To: ahhaha who wrote (44172)	10/28/1999 1:20:00 AM
From: Zardoz	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 116764

Not exactly.. You say you are a "PRO", I ask again. A PRO of what? Hutch

To: ahhaha who wrote (44172)	10/28/1999 3:05:00 AM
From: CIMA	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 116764

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? DR. SEUSS: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!" GRANDPA: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us." ERNEST HEMINGWAY: "To die. In the rain." MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: "I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question." JERRY FALWELL: "Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it - the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that." PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX: It was an historical inevitability. SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. RONALD REAGAN: What chicken? KEN STARR: I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the president of the United States of America in an effort to distract law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is just another pawn in the president's ongoing and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law. For that reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity provided he cooperates fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road until our investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations have been completed. (We also are investigating whether Sid Blumenthal has leaked information to the Reverend Jerry Falwell, alleging the chicken to be homosexual in an effort to discredit any useful testimony the bird may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his feathers.) BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please? CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?