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To: Barnabus who wrote (1060)10/28/1999 8:49:00 AM
From: maouse  Respond to of 2633
 
personally I'm still hung up on the thumb count... or the finger count... not to mention the aspirin count, which depending on whether you go by heads, fingers or thumbs is 16, 32, or 8(providing that she had only counted 8 fingers on one hand and then 4 thumbs?) respectively... which is a lot of aspirin and leads me to believe this is possibly a short story about suicide, which would be sad to do over a headache...

-maouse



To: Barnabus who wrote (1060)10/29/1999 11:56:00 PM
From: Barnabus  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2633
 
THE DOFF

The crowd was cheering. Wildly.
Our hero was overwhelmed.
They continued to stand. Cheer. Hoot. Holler. Clap.
Finally our hero did the only thing he could think of.
Since he had no hat, he doffed....

His shoe.