To: Thor Carlsen who wrote (12061 ) 10/28/1999 6:29:00 PM From: d:oug Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 14226
<< No lithium yet ;-) >> Yes, we have NO bananas because Thor ate them all..... Question: Why did Thor eat all the bananas ? Answer: For the same reason the chicken crossed the road. Yes, Bananas have NO Lithium, but, and its a Big But Hirogens are evil, and where can they be found ??? do you know ??? do you Really want to know ??? do you like bananas ??? if yes, then close your eyes before reading on (first, on topic) the month of October as we leave it in a couple days the votes are in, and for this month Thor has obtained the status of Top Banana Thor will carry that honor until the last days of November until then lets see if Thor can do a repeat, or be toppled off the tree top also, just a reminder its never been confirmed and we Do Not want confirmation but we all assume Chuca has and will always have, the Biggest banana (end, on topic) But of all the fresh fruit, a banana has: the highest Potassium content the association of bananas as a "brain food" been linked with improving individual learning capacity a lack of ... causes ... and mental disorders Did you know ... A banana is also "Nature's Digestive Calmant", similar in chemical composition to the mucus in the stomach lining. If you eat a banana before drinking alcohol, the banana will help soothe the stomach lining and alleviate the corrosive effects of alcohol. Equally, a banana helps relieve peptic ulcers caused by stress, acidic foods. A whole banana contains the same calories as a bite of a Mars Bar, but will keep you feeling full twice as long. Because bananas are high in complex carbohydrates, they give you a substantial energy boost. As carbohydrates require more energy than fat to digest, eating a banana will increase your metabolic rate. A chocolate bar on the other hand actually reduces your energy by causing the body to produce insulins to reduce excess levels of sugar in the blood. The Anti Banana Society ----------------------- What is the Anti Banana Society ? What exactally do you do ? Who is in this 'society' ? Is it legal ? Can I become a member ? Does this have anything to do with Linux ? WTF is a Hirogen ? So, the Hirogen are evil ? Do you like the hirogen ? How can we learn from the Hirogen ? Other Information 50 reasons banana's are crap Information about the banana hunters What to do if you see a banana How to handle banana lovers Anti-Banana Events Anti-Banana Society Meeting Plea to the world Supporting The ABS How to support the ABS The Anti-Banana Society (ABS) is a new sub-division of the United Nations, designed to 'purify' the world of all Banana's. It combines all the worlds resoureces, outstanding technological superiority, and military forces to rid the world of what has become a very serious threat to the survival of humanity, and our freedom. The ABS is a completely new Society, sent by the United Nations, to rid the world of the bananas - forever. And when I say banana's, I don't mean B1 and B2 - I mean the real things. Those yellow slimey thingy's you pay for... yes PAY for, and then take home. People don't realise how serious this problem is. Sure, banana's LOOK and SOUND nice - but they're not. I mean, come on people.. BANANA'S!!! It's a problem just waiting to happen. Troops sent to Banana Republic Anti Banana Society Game NEWS FLASH: NATO bombs ABS