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To: Constant Reader who wrote (819)10/29/1999 3:55:00 PM
From: Gauguin  Respond to of 1264
 
He HAS to be the biggest hit in Turkey, Internet wise. I bet it's creating absolute havoc for him. On a dozen levels.

His family. All those guys in the photos. (Come to think of it, there wasn't a single woman in any of those fotos, was there?) What do you think the buzz is? That's got to be something. I suggest sending a PBS or POV type film crew, or even the Coen Brothers, to start the process. Follow, so to speak. "Look. My Brother is big Eenternut star."

The government. The Turkish government. Need we say more? I don't even like to think about it.

His Email. Whaddya think. 10 to 20,000 messages? FORTY THOUSAND messages? He would need a special program and agreement with Yahoo to even sort them.

The chicks. The foxes. Well. Here today, gone tomorrow, when it takes you six and a half months to even get to their email.

Offers to Enstrumans. Command performances.

Enstruman Endorsements. Who builds them accordions?

FILM OFFERS.

SMUT FILM OFFERS.

American Offers: "Let's talk consoles, links and revenue."

Tobacco Offers: "Here ~ we can do this digitally. Look. Voila. A pack of Winston's and a carton of Salem."

Joe Camel: "Here ~ we can do this digitally. Look. Voila. A pack of Camels and a carton of Camels. Did you cash their check? Serves em right."

American Turkey Farmers Council: "Look. Lots of people don't know the difference between Turkey and turkey. We've come up with a little bird link, a little graphic of 'Turk the Turkey.'"

Cruise Caspia 1999. "Look. We just insert one of our boats right here, in the water, almost like it's run aground."

I'm going to stop now.