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To: Michael E. Baldino who wrote (8479)	10/29/1999 6:25:00 PM
From: Skycat	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 19297

Thanx Wiz! Hopefully, you'll have us skipping down the Yellow Brick Road soon..LOL. Hey, while you're at it, do you think you could get me a brain? ROLL!!

To: Michael E. Baldino who wrote (8479)	10/31/1999 1:34:00 AM
From: Gush	Respond to of 19297

MEBCON, "Just copied from Raging bull message board..." Saturday October 29, 20:34 pm Eastern Time Company Press Release PIS.com Inc. Continues to Move Forward With EPIS Shrink-wrap Condom Project MIAMI--(BERTHA WIRE)--Oct. 27, 1999--PIS.com Inc(OTCBB:PISI - news) announced today That they will be moving forward to complete the worlds first shrink-wrap condom. Carlton Truthford creator of the condom says "This will revolutionize sex as we know it". The condom appropriately named " The Carlton Tower" will be available on line at the company's Internet mall Epismall. On September 28, 1999 just two days before what was supposed to be the grand opening,the company experienced difficulties when during a live demonstration of anal sex the condom permanently bonded the two men together. ``We do make it a habit to backup regularly and have taken measures to prevent such loss in the future,' Truthford stated. ``We felt it was more important to show the viewing public" stated Harpo Bond, President of PIS.com, Inc.Pis.com's claim that this condom will be the strongest to date was proven by the fact that the men cannot be separated. "We expect it to be here for a very long time", Truthford stated. When interviewed one of the stuck men said "I'm not bitter" the other stated that " Truthford will figure out a way to unstick us, I trust him he stuck us together didn't he?". Chairman Knucklehead (I'm not a liar) Smith said "The same thing happened to me in prison with a guy name Bubba". Company secretary and former Castro concubine Rosy Compote said," I no spek Inglis, top bean min ti mi". Truthford blamed the maker, a fly by night Vancouver Company for the problem. When asked why they would use such an obscure company Truthford stated " Hey they su*ck but they were the only company to give us credit". Truthfords last invention "The Daisy Diaphragm" ended in failure when tests disproved Truthfords theory that if you tell sperm what they want to hear you will not get pregnant. The shrink-wrap condom will be available end November on the Epismall, whose logo is a testicle spinning backwards. We have been told that our``testicle' spins backwards. Truthford commented, ``Those who see the testicle as spinning backwards do not realize the psychology behind this. A friend showed me that in sign language the backward spinning motion is used to symbolize eternity. After hearing that statement,the men asked me to objectively define eternity.