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To: Mr.Manners who wrote (7678)11/3/1999 11:27:00 PM
From: Solon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
Afterwards one lucky trout of a drunk was found outside the man's residence, completely stoned.

Harrrmp! You are being less than candid to equate the benefits of being stoned with LUCK. You (of all people), ought to acknowledge the effort and thought...that the constant assumption of such a state requires.

They locked me up for 9 hours during the investigation. At first, I felt very comfortable: concrete floor with a hole for defecation--filth and vermin throughout...similar to the homey conditions I experienced at your place last summer. Later, however, I awoke to a nightmarish world of reality. The walls held depressingly still--refusing to spin, I was able to hear myself when I was talking, and I was about a foot shorter--you know how it is. Everything was real real real. Absolutely macabre. Not only that, but there was absolutely no freedom of choice.

It surely feels great to regain that autonomy and freedom. I have just spent a glorious day around the garbage dumpster with some buddies (lots of aged spaghetti from the nearby restaurant), and ran across a bottle of VANILLA! Eat your heart out, kid!!