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To: Nitrous who wrote (16636)	11/1/1999 10:31:00 PM
From: Rascal	Respond to of 29970

<<However I was engaged to a woman with a wooden leg..but I broke it off.>> :-) I think I met her at a party with my dear friend who only had one eye. He was very self-conscious because he couldn't afford a GLASS eye. His was made out of mahogony. I noticed your lady and pointed her out to my friend. I encouraged him to talk to her. He finally got up enough nerve to speak. "Would you like something to drink?", he asked her.. She replied "Oh! Wouldn't I!" (He heard:"WOODEN EYE.") I never got him to go to another party again. (I hope I haven't offended anyone here. You are a great straight man!)