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To: AugustWest who wrote (1381)11/3/1999 8:27:00 PM
From: TLindt  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3689
 
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket.
He opened he opened his newspaper and started reading---a couple of minutes later he asked the priest, "Father what causes arthritis"?
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man".
"Well I'll be damned", the drunk muttered and returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he said turned to the man and apologized.
"I'm sorry son, I didn't mean to come on so strong--- how long have you had arthritis"?
"I don't, father, I was just reading in the paper that the Pope has arthritis "



To: AugustWest who wrote (1381)11/3/1999 8:30:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3689
 
A buddy brought me back a couple of Molson XXXs
from Canada, 7.3% alcohol and dee eee licious.

So you must be getting pretty psyched for Friday.
I gotta another week to wait but I'm going twice.
Getting a fix of the Moodys Saturday afternoon though,
that should hold me over until New Haven. Eliza lives
8 blocks from the theater the Moodys are playing at.
It's great not having to get into a car or train after
a show. The "live music high" lasts much longer that way.

Happy Trades, JB