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To: Barney who wrote (1880)11/4/1999 8:12:00 AM
From: Susie924  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2380
 
BAD NEWS


Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve,
Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone
should go and tell his wife."

Bill says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll
do it."

2 hours later, he comes back carrying a 6-pack. Charlie says,
"Where did you get that, Bill?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me."

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead
and she gave you the beer."

Bill says,"Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I
said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow.'"

She said, "'No, I'm not a widow."

And I said, "Wanna bet me a six-pack?"



To: Barney who wrote (1880)11/4/1999 9:10:00 AM
From: Katt-000  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2380
 
You have that right. I thought all this halloween candy would kill me but I can console myself with that article you posted. I am leaving for the dentist now, wonder if they can tell...

Katt