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Strategies & Market Trends : LORD Ernie's picks. -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: LORD ERNIE who wrote (125)11/4/1999 5:23:00 PM
From: Lola  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 526
 
I had not seen that before Lord Ernie . . . thanks. There's a little bit too much BS in this press release for my liking although not really outright lies.

PMR, a Laguna Hills, Calif., subsidiary newly acquired by Loch Harris Inc. (OTCBB:LOCH - news), reported more than $900,000 in direct and indirect booked sales in October, according to Loch Harris CFO Mark Baker.

''That amounts to 23 percent of the more than $3.9 million PMR reported for their previous fiscal year,'' he said.


They mention that PMRs direct and indirect booked sales for October were $900K which amounts to 23 percent of the more than $3.9M PMR reported in their previous fiscal year. That is the most creative mumbo jumbo I have ever seen in a press release.

First of all they are not really saying that the $900K is an increase over the previous year even though it seems that is what they are saying. They're saying that's how much was booked in October. A manfacturers' representatives bookings can vary greatly from month to month. One month you could have $100K in bookings while in another month you might have $1M.

Also, they mention that they are a manufacturers's representative not a distributor or a manufacturer themselves (PMR that is). That makes a huge difference in how yiou look at their annual sales. A manufacturer's representative is paid usually 5% commission on total sales and he is responsible for all expensives incurred in obtaining that business so you're really looking at more like 3% profit on total sales. Those kinds of profits make it very tough for most companies to survive. If this company has more than 1 employee they are in big trouble because they can't afford much more than that.

I ran such a company myself until I started my new business and my annual sales were in excess of $5M US. I worked out of my home and had no full time employees, I used consultants as much as possible. I find it interesting that they took a business which wasn't as successful as my home based business was and they've made it sound like it's some big deal and will drive the stock price up. Gee maybe I should have taken my company public. Well not really I don't have it in me to manipulate people like that.

Lola:)

EDIT: I would like to nominate this press release as one of the most creative BS press releases I have ever seen. Whoever wrote that . . . the MBA is paying off.