To: levy who wrote (5912 ) 11/5/1999 6:41:00 PM From: Blue Snowshoe Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 7442
Don't get sick, read dis by yor frend Jed BLUE n me dun been tryin 2 anssir a queshton. " How duz a healthE guy who can live in da wildernuss get sick when he cums bac 2 a warm howse?" Like menE tings in life, da anssir is not whut U wood tink. Puna sirgestted dat mayB BLUE dune wore himself out haulin out da 7 X 6 bull elk. Sum of U peoples may tink dat being in nature n den in civil-LIE-zashun exposed BLUE 2 germs or lowered his rezistance. U is partlee right. Affer much thought BLUE n I figuURed out whut happuned. Whut we found wuz a system to make peoples sick and BTW (dat means by da way) da peoples who gets U sick den makes monies off of U. How could dis B leegul U may ast? How can peoples make udders sick n den makes monies off of dees peoples dat got sick? Easy. But firstus we must go back and ast how does a reallee healthy guy who don't smoke or drink, get his immunit-T-s run down? How duz he gets sick? Whair do such powwerful germs cum fum? BLUE n I hav da assir affer much thought n sci-O-tific speckulayshun. Da last tine BLUE got sick wuz years ago. So BLUE n I went bac in tine 2 den n found dat BLUE had done da same ting, both tines he gots sick. Both tines MRS. BLUE's al-er-G-s were actin up n BLUE 2B nice wents to da SAFEWAY farm-ma-C 2 gets al-er-G med-O-sins. N dats whair BLUE got da germs, da farm-ma-C. Da SAFEWAY farm-ma-C is a germ facttoeree. Mudders, kids, old peoples, all sniffaling, hacking, coffing and in genral spewing germs in a place where large numbers of peoples go 2 shop (not 2B confused wid GOTO). So whut we hav is a bad idea. Put a place dat draws sick peoples 2 whair healtE peoples is. Da mor healthE peoples dat gets sick da more monies da store makes in da long run. Talk about yor perfect biznuss models. I just hope dar R no eck-a-demics Bcause if U shop U will drop. Farm-ma-Cs shood not B whair peoples shop is whut I tink. yor frend and innernet foe-sishun, Jed