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To: Joana Tides who wrote (5914)	11/5/1999 8:03:00 PM
From: levy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 7442

A Mammogram planning guide > Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to > worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and > doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared for > the test, and best of all, you can do these simple practice exercises > right in your home. > > EXERCISE 1: > Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast between the door and the > main box. Have one of your strongest friends slam the door shut as hard as > possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position for > five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough. > > EXERCISE 2: > Visit your garage at 3 AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just > perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with > one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to back the > car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over > and repeat for the other breast. > > EXERCISE 3: > Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger > into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the > bookends together as hard as you can. Set an appointment with the stranger > to meet next year and do it again. You are now properly prepared. >