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To: jmac who wrote (31974)	11/5/1999 9:37:00 PM
From: Claude	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 74651

OT - I think what we need is a lawyer joke.... This guy goes into a store and sees a brass rat. He asks the owner "How much?". The owner responds the rat is free but if you want to know its secret it will cost $1000 dollars. The guy says he doesn't care about "it's secret" and takes the brass rat with him. He starts walking away from the store and notices a rat behind him following. Soon the rat is joined by some others and as he continues to walk away more and more rats join the procession. He panics and bolts for a nearby river and throws the brass rat into it. The rats that followed him all jump into the river and drown. So the guy runs back to the store where he bought the brass rat. The merchant smiles and says "I knew you'd be back for the story.". In answer, the guy says "To hell with the story, I just want to know if you have a brass lawyer!". I'm sure you people can come up with better ones... Claude (rhymes with TOAD)