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To: golden_tee who wrote (15845)	11/10/1999 12:52:00 PM
From: mooter775	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 27311

Any lawyers who post???? Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, that provided them their food. Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree, to see if he could see a rescue boat coming. One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow! I can't believe my eyes! I don't believe this is true!" The lawyer on the ground was skeptical and said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right now." So, the lawyer reluctantly grabbed his coconut, climbed down the tree, and told his friend that he had just seen a naked blonde woman floating face up headed toward their island. The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost his mind. But, within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked blonde woman, face up, totally unconscious. The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the other, "You know we've been on this island for months now, without a woman. It's been a long time. Do you think we should, you know, screw her?" The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked, "Out of what?"