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To: Joana Tides who wrote (6170)11/12/1999 6:13:00 PM
From: Blue Snowshoe  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 7442
 
Tank U Joanie 4 sharin dat 19th hole foetoe wid us. Golfer peoples might not lik it doe. Can U emagin whut will happun dat next tine a guy calls his Wife n sez, hunnee I will B a little late, da guys n I R havin a drink at da 19th hole. I hope Joe on CNBC is payin attenshun.
yor long tine frend, Jed



To: Joana Tides who wrote (6170)11/13/1999 11:28:00 AM
From: Blue Snowshoe  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 7442
 
SAM MANELLA'S MEAT MARKET, aleEun eggscape methud by yor frend Jed
People R missun in Denver. I don't know ifn dis is sum kinda con speara-C or inf it is sum kinda aleEun abduckshun but sum how a bunch of peoples R missun msnbc.com
So,as a publick serveus I now prezent "Jed's sirvival guide 2 eggscapein an aleEun abduckshun" just incase it's aleEuns.
Part 1 List-O-tings U will need 2 eggscape an aleEun abduckshun usin da "Mace n shunk piss, run like hell methud":
1 can-O-industtreeL strength AleEun Mace
1 jug-O-shunk piss
1 pair-O-hightop runnin shues
1 "I don't taste good" T shirt
1 X-tree pair of underware
Wen a aleEun is tryin to abduck U, offen da "Mace n skunk piss run like hell" methud can save U fum becomin lunch. Whut U do is wait till da aleEun goes 2 sleep in his space ship. Den U sneak up on da aleEun n mace him, her or it, in da face as he, she or it takes a biggun breath whiles sleepin. (Make sure U have on yor "I don't taste good" shirt on B4 U do dis, n make sure it sez "I don't taste good" on da back of yor shirt, Cing how dat is whut da aleEun will C).Den U shood use yor hightops n run like hell, leavin a trail of shunk piss as U go.
Ifn U get away U can now use da last ting on da list.
Dis has been a publick serveus annoucemint, yor long tine frend Jed