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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Barney who wrote (12515)	11/16/1999 11:50:00 PM
From: SteveJerseyShore	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62551

True Story; While selling cars a few years ago, a nice average looking women wearing a somewhat tight red dress came in to buy a Toyota.While walking the lot she stopped at a gorgeous year old Lexus 400 and said, "My,what a beautiful car". I opened the door,crouched down and told her to feel the thickness of the carpeting.She began to bend over in that tight dress and....PHEUUEET!!,she squeezes out a small albeit loud fart. "I'm so embarrassed!" she says, her face all flush. "That's alright", I say. "When I tell you the price, your gonna shit!"