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To: Druss who wrote (7709)11/19/1999 12:15:00 AM
From: Solon  Respond to of 12754
 
a female who specializes in curing virginity is labeled a 'Babe' or 'Popular'.

Quite so, Druss. It is a peculiarity of the human species, that specialists in the eradication of human misery and despair are forced to endure the pejorative stereotyping that you have referenced. I well remember a similar typecasting when I was about 15 years of age. Fortunately, once I was able to grow chest hair, I found my practice in the treatment of virginity dwindling rapidly. Although I have continued to help people on a part-time basis...I am afraid the demand is no longer as large as it once was...



To: Druss who wrote (7709)11/20/1999 8:58:00 PM
From: Solon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
Thank you for sending me that power of attorney form. I have signed it and I am returning it to you. I was so worried about keeping up with my affairs while I was on vacation.

By this agreement, I, SOLON
APPOINT DRUSS
My true and lawful attorney, for me and in my name and for my sole use and benefit to do on my behalf anything that I can otherwise lawfully do by an attorney, and without limiting the generality of the foregoing:

To deal with shares, stocks, bonds, debentures, and coupons and to vote those that have voting rights;

To remove all TREASURE from my yard and from my house, whether known or unknown, and to dispose of it as you deem best in consideration of my interests, and giving overriding precedence to the fundamentally altruistic nature of my life;

To take possession of and to dispose of the book titled (in Babylonian)"The autobiography of Homer" and marked "Library of Alexandria";

To dispose of the autographed guitar by Elvis Presley, to the charity which you deem most fitting;

And to have access to deposit and remove any documents or articles which may be in any safety deposit box I have, in any institution;

To search for TREASURE in SOLON's house or in SOLON's yard by any and all measures at my command including the razing of said house in the reasonable pursuance of said undertaking.


Thanks again, Druss. You have set my mind at ease. I am going to have a great New Year!