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To: Jim Bishop who wrote (7403)11/20/1999 2:49:00 PM
From: john  Respond to of 9440
 
rollinglaughingsohard



To: Jim Bishop who wrote (7403)11/20/1999 3:44:00 PM
From: carromill  Respond to of 9440
 
Jim...I want to print that image, can you give me a clear site to "see"....I am developing a"Natural Life" site and that print would be under the "animal co-existence".....///// Mucho gras!



To: Jim Bishop who wrote (7403)11/20/1999 11:51:00 PM
From: Ga Bard  Respond to of 9440
 
LMAO ... Here is a joke that you might find amusing ...

The Doctor and Big Dog

An extremely obese man weighting over 400 pounds shows up at the doctor's office and claims that he's tried every possible way to lose weight, to no avail. The doctors asks the man what he does for a living so he can determine the best option for a success full weight loss program.

"Well, I am Big Dog on the Internet and I make money off sheep, newbies and morons. I am a pick and sell into their buying then leave with a worthless security and story."

"Hmmm so you are into rectalizing others for a gain. Perfect I know just what you need"

So the doctor proposes a radical diet: rectal feeding. Reassuring the infamous Big Dog that he won't starve to death, the doctor explains that he can actually take in enough nutrients through the rectal walls to sustain life, but that he's sure to lose weight in the process.

Three weeks later the patient comes in for a follow-up appointment, and he's down from 460 to a trim 225 pounds. The doctor shows him into his office and asks him how he's feeling, noticing that he's bouncing up and down in his seat quite energetically.

"I'm feeling great, doc! Never felt better. Changed my name on line and rectalizing the same morons all over again ... nothing like a bunch of naive morons on line with more money than sense. You need to go on line and see just how stupid a lot of folks can be." was Big Dog's reply.

"Well I am glad such a smart fellow like you is doing so well retalizing off mentally challeged on the internet. But why are you bouncing up and down like that?" asked the doctor.

"Just chewing some gum!" Big Dog Replied.

Hehehehehehe

Gary