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To: Fiscally Conservative who wrote (35054)11/23/1999 1:59:00 PM
From: Don Green  Respond to of 93625
 
O.T.

Intel's Top Ten Laws of the Millennium

Intel is rightly famous for Moore's Law. But were you aware of the others. Here they go...

1. Moore's Law: The power of microprocessors will double every 18 months
2. More's Law: Intel will always make at least ten times as much money as AMD
3. Poor's Law: AMD stockholders rarely have anything to smile about
4. Pause Law: Intel chipsets can never be launched on time
5. Flaws Law: Intel chipsets can never be launched on time
6. Bore's Law: Stories on ZDNet UK become twice as boring every 18 months
7. Jaws Law: Oracle CEOs are rarely quiet for long
8. Whore's Law: You will never become Mayor of London
9. Door's Law: Unless you're the pretty, dead one, no one will remember your name
10. Coldsore's Law: Don't share your toothbrush with anyone ®

theregister.co.uk



To: Fiscally Conservative who wrote (35054)11/29/1999 7:08:00 PM
From: Fiscally Conservative  Respond to of 93625
 
The game is not over. I will be waiting and watching.

I will buy again soon enough!