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To: Hank Stamper who wrote (10084)	11/24/1999 8:49:00 PM
From: Trebor	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 15132

David: Now that you've solved that pesky Y2K business, we can turn our attention to the following upcoming corporate mergers: Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild Polygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: new company will be called Poly Warner Cracker W.R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace 3M and Goodyear: New company will be called mmmGood John Deere and Abitibi-Price: new company will be called Deere Abi Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: New company will be called Honey I'm Home Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining: New company will be called Mine, All Mine 3M, J.C. Penney and Canadian Opera Company: New company will be called 3 Penney Opera Knott's Berry Farm and National organization of Women: New Company will be called Knott NOW! Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining: New company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da Happy T-Day everyone.