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To: c.horn who wrote (8975)11/27/1999 8:33:00 PM
From: John Sladek  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12810
 
We all need to do a search for "Thread Moron of the Millennium"

Well the benchmark for the millenial moron has to be SJB. While there's been lots of excellent nominations this year, I think that Janice summed it up best when she said: no way will he ever surpass the Immortal SJB.
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Here are the links to SJB's posts:
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Here are a few highlights from the sacred SJB writings:

You are a demon that in the next world will experience the ultimate
pain of of hell if you continue your acts of damnation.


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Read the bible and get psychotherapy and some good shock treatment. Then maybe you can star in the next make of "one flew Over The Cuckoo Cuckoo nest". I will nominate you to star in the scene where they give you shock treatments and then you will have the tension and stress removed from your maladjusted mind and soul.

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I hope you never learn the true art of masturbation or we will never hear from you again as your computer will take second place to you thriving mind games of masturbation.

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It has also come to my attention from the heavens above that you are really of the male gender impersonating that you have a female name. Are you so ashame of your masculine name that you have to parade around in a female disguise. When everyone on this thread realizes you are a man impersonating as a Ms. Transvestite... You will never have the thrill of having a baby or menustration.

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Maybe CASHCO is really a potential major company and a company like MICROSOFT, ORACLE, SUN MICROSYSTEMS, IBM ETC,ETC, ETC. just does not want to show their involvement as of yet.

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If you put your real name and address if you woiuld be honest enough to I would send a gallon of scotch and a years supply of menstrual pads and a neww mouse for your computer.

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Try having a man hold you in his arms, kiss your fore head, your breasts or what ever parts of your anatomy you find stimulating you just might want to waste your time with this thread any more. Multiple Orgasms they are the way to a womans heart. trty it some time. Your life will never be the same.

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If you're not familiar with SJB's writings, you should read the complete posts to get a complete picture.

Regards,
John Sladek