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To: jpmac who wrote (43016)	12/1/1999 9:25:00 AM
From: Rambi	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71178

granma jp--- !!! Puhleeeeze tell me you didn't think I was serious! I would be so hurt if you thought I was serious!! I was trying to make fun of the stupid woman. You let me know ASAP that you know me better than that! My gay relative and friend have a much cleaner bathroom than I do.

To: jpmac who wrote (43016)	12/1/1999 7:11:00 PM
From: Ish	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 71178

Hi jp, You should consider hiring me if and when you have surgery. I not only empty bed pans but clean them to sparkling shiny. Fresh sheets daily and the same with clothes. Back rubs, foot rubs, daily bath and hair wash. Help with makeup and keep the temperature perfect. Breakfast is 2 eggs any style, bacon, warm sweet roll, juice and milk. I can put on braces, make wheelchair ramps and drive so smoothly you wouldn't know you were out of your favorite chair. If you want to yell I'm a dirty SOB I take that in stride. Also give out pain relievers liberally.

To: jpmac who wrote (43016)	12/2/1999 1:29:00 AM
From: JF Quinnelly	Respond to of 71178

We had a woman carrier when I first started at the Post Office, her name was Hilda-- she stood about five feet tall, wore cowboy boots, was a hard drinker and could swear until the air sizzled. Hilda was a tough old shit-kicker. One morning her drinking buddy Bob P. wandered off to the mens room, and about a minute later let out a big yell. Hilda had followed right behind him, and he suddenly noticed that she was standing right beside him at the next urinal. I dunno how accurate she was, maybe she peed on Bob's foot.