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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: jimpit who wrote (62987)12/4/1999 5:13:00 PM
From: Tom Clarke  Respond to of 67261
 
Gore isn't nuts, but he's a pathological liar. Mean-spirited, too.



To: jimpit who wrote (62987)12/4/1999 5:35:00 PM
From: gao seng  Respond to of 67261
 
From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska,
it's the Top Ten List for December 3, 1999

Top Ten Other Achievements Claimed By Al Gore
10. Was first human to grow an opposable thumb
9. Only man in world to sleep with someone named "Tipper"
8. Current Vice President -- Moesha fan club
7. He invented the dog
6. While riding bicycle one day, accidentally invented the orgasm
5. Pulled U.S. out of early 90's recession by personally buying 6.000 T-shirts
4. Starred in CBS situation comedy with Juan Valdez, "Juan for Al, Al for Juan"
3. Was inspiration for Ozzy Osboune song "Crazy Train"
2. Came up with popular catchphrase "Don't go there, girlfriend"
1. Gave mankind fire

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