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To: V. who wrote (1211)12/4/1999 9:42:00 PM
From: Jim S  Respond to of 2633
 
LBF con't

Even in his diminished capacity, our hero Johnny knew that by mere fact of his gender, he was superior to any overextended female, of any race. So, as he slurped the seeds of the mellon, he belched, scratched his butt, and planned his attack, which he knew would save the world.



To: V. who wrote (1211)12/6/1999 4:33:00 PM
From: Jim S  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2633
 
It's All About Me

Head down, brow furrowed, heels made a rapid "clack-clack" tatoo as she hurried for the door, obviously late to work. Her new dress was formless as she hunched in worry. I said, "You look nice this morning, Marina." A high-pressure CO2 canister popped inside her. Head snapped up, shoulders popped back, wrinkles vanished, dress fit, pace slowed. She now knew I existed.


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