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To: KLP who wrote (1642)12/8/1999 12:50:00 AM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4201
 
Hi KLP, Here is the family recipe that Carolyn and I were using last night. The funny thing is I found some pickles and corn in the recipe this morning...now where did THAT come from? <GGG>

Fruitcake Recipe

1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskey [Note: Rum may be substituted for whiskey.]

Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl.

Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest
quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large,
fluffy bowl.

Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off
mixer.

Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?

Check the whiskey.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one tablespoon of sugar or something. Whatever you can
find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the
window. Check the whiskey again. Go to bed. Who the heck likes
fruitcake anyway?