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To: Solon who wrote (7846)12/10/1999 11:52:00 AM
From: bluejeans  Respond to of 12754
 
Take BLUE cheese, for instance...

I especially enjoy Roquefort cheese. It has the most pleasant odor and taste. Of course, as history tells it....a shepherd was guarding his herd near the caves around Roquefort when he spied a beautiful lady. He left his lunch (composed of bread and cheese) wedged into some rocks in a cave and went on a merry chase after the young lass. Unfortunately he never caught the fair maiden but when he returned his lunch had fine blue veins running through the cheese. Talk about ALCHEMY. Must have been some witchcraft involved with that. As you may know by now, since I am a Son of a Witch that makes me a Warlock. Being such is part of the reason why a spell was cast upon me which temporarily turned me into a frog.

The rest is history as they say but I will reveal that the fair maiden kissed me which broke the spell cast upon me by an evil witch.



To: Solon who wrote (7846)12/10/1999 12:40:00 PM
From: bluejeans  Respond to of 12754
 
for some reason this GOAT smell, frequently exudes from certain brands of denim

That is the essence of goat that you are smelling on that denim. This is a powerful scent that has aphrodisiacal effects on the recipient of those smells. I highly recommend you only wear that particular brand of denim when you visit the Women's Prison Unit on conjugal day.