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Strategies & Market Trends : The Thread Formerly Known as No Rest For The Wicked -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Tim Luke who wrote (77678)12/12/1999 2:12:00 AM
From: Bill on the Hill  Respond to of 90042
 
I don't know. You will have to ask my ex-wife that question.



To: Tim Luke who wrote (77678)12/12/1999 2:21:00 AM
From: Bill on the Hill  Respond to of 90042
 
But for Jane.....

Get her a nice Cymbidium Orchid. There is a great little nursery just east of downtown Encinitas on the main Blvd. Can't remember the name. She could pick it up.



To: Tim Luke who wrote (77678)12/12/1999 2:31:00 AM
From: R.E.B.  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 90042
 
....what do you get a girl who has everything

Ah, Tim you've come to the right place. My friends and I have been debating that question for years.

To answer that question, we address it in the negative first, ie., what do you do not get the girl that has everything. The following is a short list:

1. Diamonds
2. Fatning foods
3. A cell phone
4. A life insurance policy (on you!)
5. A key to your home / apt.

Now that we covered the obvious, let's cheat and go straight to their vulnerable spot... No not that spot, I'm talking about their cerebral cortex where long term memory is retained.... give them:

1. A single rose (or other favorite flower).
2. A hand written poem.
3. Don't shave for a day (the rustic look).
4. Don't kiss them first, make them come to you.

Stuff like that......but don't be sapp.... Don't wear pink or purple and don't act mousey.




To: Tim Luke who wrote (77678)12/12/1999 3:24:00 AM
From: Patricia  Respond to of 90042
 
Gee Tim

Every girl would like to be a mother of a gorilla.

Even Jane would love that I bet.

Pat<S>