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Strategies & Market Trends : The Thread Formerly Known as No Rest For The Wicked -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Tim Luke who wrote (77682)12/12/1999 3:04:00 AM
From: R.E.B.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90042
 
YES, no kidding, you start with those suggestions and that girl of yours will be hotter than a stolen tamale.

Listen, down here in Texas we wear belt buckles as big a license plates and wear T-shirts that say, "Remember the Alamo? Hell, I don't even remember my name." We know how to treat women....even though my dad thought Dorothy from the Wizzard Of Oz was a Nazi because of the way she clicked her heals together, but that's another story. If you can tell Morgan Fairchild in a pony tail from a praying mantis you're half way there.

Be careful.



To: Tim Luke who wrote (77682)12/12/1999 9:52:00 AM
From: Captain Jack  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 90042
 
WHY A MAN CAN'T WIN
If you put a woman on a pedestal to try to protect her from the rat race,you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.
If you work hard, there is never any time for her...
If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.
If SHE has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your
rear and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If SHE gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
If SHE makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, it's domination.
If SHE asks you to do something you don't enjoy, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
If you don't, you are unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
If you don't, you are a slob.
If you are proud of your achievements, you are a self-centered bastard.
If you don't you are not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she is tired.
If YOU have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you are oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.