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To: david m. uhler who wrote (1260)	12/13/1999 4:36:00 PM
From: WEBNATURAL	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1568

Ho!Ho!Ho! & HA!Ha!Ha!

To: david m. uhler who wrote (1260)	12/14/1999 8:15:00 AM
From: ChrisJP	Respond to of 1568

Hi Dave ! Happy Holidays to you too. ... There's gotta be a loophole in there somewhere ..... Chris

To: david m. uhler who wrote (1260)	12/23/1999 8:41:00 AM
From: WEBNATURAL	Respond to of 1568

Ho! Ho! Ho! QUESTION: Why are a lion at the beach and Christmas alike? ANSWER: Because the lion has sandy claws. QUESTION: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? ANSWER: Because it soots him. QUESTION: What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden? ANSWER: He likes to hoe, hoe, hoe. QUESTION: What can Santa give away and still keep? ANSWER: A cold. QUESTION: What does Santa use to raise corned beef and cabbage? ANSWER: A knife and fork. QUESTION: There is something at the North Pole that has many teeth but does not bite. What is it? ANSWER: A comb. QUESTION: What kind of fish does Santa find in a birdcage? ANSWER: A perch. QUESTION: Why do giraffes get Christmas gifts every year? ANSWER: They are so good that they'll stick their necks out for anyone. ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen. QUESTION: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? ANSWER: He wanted to sleep like a log. QUESTION:What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? ANSWER: The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.