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To: Lee Lichterman III who wrote (35136)12/14/1999 7:51:00 AM
From: Terry Whitman  Respond to of 99985
 
Dollar rallying ahead of release. It looks like it will test recent highs at 102.7 today. Report will probably send it thru- since we all know that there is no such thing as lumps of coal in the gov't statistics stocking. -g-
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To: Lee Lichterman III who wrote (35136)12/14/1999 10:09:00 AM
From: Les H  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 99985
 
Tipper Kicks Al Out of the V.P.'s House

WASHINGTON, DC - In an interview with the Second-Lady, BNN has learned that Tipper Gore has sent Al packing. "Ever since Naomi Wolfe told Al that he needs to be an 'Alpha Male' he has been unbearable to live with," said Tipper. "He started marking his territory and smelling bushes everywhere he went. Then he started growling at other men who didn't acknowledge his rank. But the straw that broke the camel's back was when I began noticing a strong musky scent in the carpets at home."

When BNN called Al Gore's press people to confirm the story we were told that the Vice President was unavailable for comment because he was meeting with his veterinarians. Apparently, they were planning to perform a surgical procedure that would help the Vice President control his 'spraying'.