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To: bluejeans who wrote (7878)12/14/1999 2:12:00 PM
From: Carolyn  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 12754
 
Methinks it is getting a little warm in here. Rip those suckers off and head for the cold shower.



To: bluejeans who wrote (7878)12/14/1999 9:56:00 PM
From: Druss  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
To All: I received a very nice reply to the Christmas card I sent Mrs. Stevens Bio class. I thought I would share it.

Dear Mr. Druss

Thank you for the card, everyone thought it was great you sent it. We kind of got messed with here at school by some of the kids that thought we did the operation wrong or didn't think we should have done it. It was totally awesome that someone sent us a card saying we did a super job.
It was really us girls who did the work. Mrs. Stevens must of forgot about it being the day we were supposed to do the operation. She just told us to study, grabbed a bottle of lab alcohol and went down to the teachers lounge. So when Bluejeans showed up no one knew quite what to do. We are just a high school freshman bio class after all, it is not like we have even gotten to the chapters on anatomy. I peeked ahead and it wouldn't have made any difference anyway, there was nothing on the parts we had to operate on. It was just good luck we had already done the frog dissection.
Bluejeans wasn't upset at all about it though. As soon as he found out about the lab alcohol he went straight to that cabinet and dove in. After about 20 minutes he just said "Cut away."
We were really worried about hurting him. It was Glenda's idea to pith it [You know like you do to frogs, driving a needle to the brain] . Some of the guys said you don't need to but we didn't want him to feel any pain and we had all heard that that is where a lot of mens brains are. The boys were just totally hopeless. As soon as we pithed it, the ones that didn't run out of the room curled up into balls in the corner moaning a lot. So the girls had to do all of the operating.
I wish we had known a bit more about what we were doing. Some people said we cut too much, but like how are we to know? Rhonda said we did, like she knows, but she is such a slut. It is not like she is doing biological exams of them is it? And the boys were just clueless, they seemed to think cutting any amount off was too much. They are such dweebs!
Bluejeans was totally cool though, he never flinched. We were really glad we pithed it, he didn't seem to feel any pain at all. He just sat there laughing and drinking the lab alcohol. Later I heard he might have been upset at how much we cut but that might have been Becky who always is making up something about people. Besides the biology company sent us some extra money and said we did a great job. We even got a check signed personally by the president of Exotic Seat Car Covers so we know they were happy.
Thanks again for the card.

Carrie and the girls of Mrs. Stevens Bio class




To: bluejeans who wrote (7878)12/14/1999 10:22:00 PM
From: Rainy_Day_Woman  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
Many a night I have awoken remembering the old wives tale about the Manshaped gingerbread

you poor thing

rolling pins must positively give you nightmares

have you evah been frosted?

foxwile